Prepare for the Dental Lawsuits.

"Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert" (joshuagilbert) 09/15/2014 at 18:44 • Filed to: Cola

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The internet does it again. Look out megastores, here come junior high schoolers looking for '90s cred' and caffeine.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 09/15/2014 at 18:45

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I know what my locker will now be filled with. Move over jerky and munchies.

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 09/15/2014 at 18:50

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Too bad you can only get it through Amazon for $14

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 09/15/2014 at 18:50

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Surge was one of those things I thought was cool as a kid and always meant to try, but it dropped off the market before I could. I think the success of Mountain Dew Kickstart may be one of the reasons they think this will succeed. Before its time, it was...

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 09/15/2014 at 18:51

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I'm not sure how it will do. Most people who downed the surge are now on to harder drinks like red bull and monster.

I feel like surge now after drinking monster for a while will be the same as giving Charlie Sheen a NoDoz

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 09/15/2014 at 18:53

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If it respects today's safety standards, I can only say: power to the people!

PatBateman > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 09/15/2014 at 19:00

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I like how we now speak of power drinks like we speak of drugs.

"Need something harder than Monster? Dude, you should TOTALLY try Red Line, but only half a bottle until you're used to it."

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 09/15/2014 at 19:00

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I'm excited

HammerheadFistpunch > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 09/15/2014 at 19:00

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I actually like these ads. How much more 90's could they have been?

None, none more 90's

The Transporter > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 09/15/2014 at 19:02

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The '90s are retro

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > PatBateman 09/15/2014 at 19:18

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oh man red line... If you down a bottle of red line then go running you genuinely run the risk of shutting yourself. Now your time will improve because you'll be racing home to the bathroom but it's not worth the risk my friends.

PatBateman > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 09/15/2014 at 19:44

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I once drank half a SMALL bottle of Red Line when it first came out. At about midnight (I was driving, had an hour left on my trip). Met my friends at a ranch at 1AM, by 2AM they pulled me aside, sincerely worried that I had done an 8 ball of cocaine. I fell asleep/passed out at 9AM.

Red Line. NOT EVEN ONCE.

someassemblyrequired > HammerheadFistpunch 09/15/2014 at 20:01

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I must respectfully disagree.

crowmolly > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 09/15/2014 at 20:59

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You guys were seriously using Redline as a regular energy drink?

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > crowmolly 09/15/2014 at 21:08

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no no no no. I'm a monster rehab fan

sketchcat > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 09/16/2014 at 02:17

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yessss.

yessss.

lap it up millenials, yessssssssss.

Who's your daddy!?

SAY IT!

lap it up, take my "retro" brand SURGE right in the face...

oh oh OH yeaaaah! you like that indie retro cred dont'cha!?